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From: nancy swell <swell at EROLS.COM>
Subject: Re: Horticulture Creed
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As the organizer of "Overplanters Anonymous" may I just say that this is
exactly how we got that way!
>
>Horticulture Creed   (Could be Greed!)
>
>1. I want it.
>
>2. I want it all.
>
>3. I want it now.
>
>4. If it will not grow in my zone or is prohibitively
>expensive, I want it most of all.
>
>5. I am perfectly willing to forego any necessities of life
>such as food for my children in order to have it.
>
>6. I recognize my horticultural dependency.
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>7. I recognize your horticulture dependency.
>
>8. I will willingly aid and abet your dependency, as you will
>mine.
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>9. This makes us infinitely happy.
>
>10. Any money saved by virtue of comparison shopping equals
>found money and therefore is not counted as spending.
>
>11. If everyone else has it, I must have it too.
>
>12. If I have planted everything that I have purchased, I must
>immediately buy more plants.
>
>Written by Denise Beck and James Delahanty and published in
>Allan Lacy's journal, Homeground.

Nancy Swell <swell at erols.com>
Richmond VA   Zone 7 --- colder than Raleigh and Norfolk, warmer than
Baltimore and Blacksburg