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AEGrs & T-Lrs

I don't know about the rest of you, but this really hit home!
Jim McClements

Horticulture Creed   (Could be Greed!)

1. I want it.

2. I want it all.

3. I want it now.

4. If it will not grow in my zone or is prohibitively
expensive, I want it most of all.

5. I am perfectly willing to forego any necessities of life
such as food for my children in order to have it.

6. I recognize my horticultural dependency.

7. I recognize your horticulture dependency.

8. I will willingly aid and abet your dependency, as you will
mine.

9. This makes us infinitely happy.

10. Any money saved by virtue of comparison shopping equals
found money and therefore is not counted as spending.

11. If everyone else has it, I must have it too.

12. If I have planted everything that I have purchased, I must
immediately buy more plants.

Written by Denise Beck and James Delahanty and published in
Allan Lacy's journal, Homeground.