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From: "George R Stilwell, Jr." <grsjr at JUNO.COM>
Subject: Microsoft cars

Not exactly Arisaema, but I couldn't resist------------

If Microsoft built cars:

1.Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a
new car.

2.Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and
you'd  have  to restart it. For some strange reason, you'd just accept
this  and drive  on.

3.Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop
and fail to restart and you'd have to reinstall the engine. For some
strange reason, you'd just accept this, too.

4.You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you
bought
a   "Car95" or a "CarNT." But then you'd have to buy more seats.

5.Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was
twice as fast, twice as easy to drive, but it would only run on 5% of
the  roads.

6.The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to
their  cars, which would make their cars run much slower.

7.The oil, engine, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced
by  a  single "general car default" warning light.

8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

9.The airbag system would say, "Are you sure?" before going off.

10.If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what
happened.
Ray
<GRSJr at Juno.com>

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